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From the WaPo:

Mars Inc. said yesterday it is holding "serious discussions with large pharmaceutical companies" about the development of a line of cocoa-based prescription drugs that could help treat diabetes, some forms of dementia and other ailments.

The McLean candy and food conglomerate for more than a decade has pursued research on the possible health benefits of cocoa flavanols, compounds contained in one of the basic ingredients of chocolate.

As about 20 Mars-funded researchers gathered in Lucerne, Switzerland, to discuss their latest findings, the company announced that it foresees a possible line of pharmaceuticals growing out of the work and that it was being pursued by drug companies interested in the medical applications of cocoa.

Chocolate as a treatment for diabetes? Are you kidding me? Is that a little like advocating folks eat buckets of extra crispy KFC to combat heart disease?

Whether M&Ms have more in common with aspirin than their shape remains a matter of dispute. Some nutrition experts dismiss out of hand Mars's claim that the flavanols found in cocoa are as beneficial as the company contends.

"This is about selling chocolate. Mars is only doing this because it wants people to eat more and more M&Ms," said Marion Nestle, a New York University professor of nutrition, food studies and public health, , who dismissed the idea of cocoa-based medicines. She has no relation to the European chocolate maker of the same name.

That the WaPo found a nutrition professor by the name of Nestle is too rich!

But it gets better...

Eager to boost its good-for-you bona fides, Mars earlier this month named Catherine E. Woteki, a former undersecretary of food safety in the U.S. Department of Agriculture, as its director of scientific affairs.

So now there's a two-way street of government—corporate sugar-kisses? I thought that Pharma had the market cornered on buying government officials.

Pass the bon bons.

Comments

10 comments

[1]
Will Corporate America ever stop its omnipresent campaign to make us fat, stupid, and lazy?

Posted by em dash at Tuesday, July 26, 2005 16:37:15

[2]
I thought we already tried cocoa-based pharmaceuticals -- speed the metabolism and sharpen the mind, right? I'm pretty sure we've been through this before.

It'll be outlawed when there's an outbreak of people free-basing M & M's in the inner cities. I dread having to ask my pharmacist for the candy bars that are kept behind the counter.

Posted by Izzy at Tuesday, July 26, 2005 16:46:03

[3]
Can you imagine the legions of disappointed trick or treaters bringing home pillowcases stuffed with chocolate dementia medications wistfully dreaming of the days of Halloween yore—mini boxes of Sun Maid raisins and candy corn?

Posted by em dash at Tuesday, July 26, 2005 17:50:16

[4]
Candy corn will be declared a gateway sugar. One minute it's candy corn -- the next your kid is mainlining pure nougat. It'll be nothing but bowls of baby carrots in the Halloweens of the future.

Posted by Izzy at Tuesday, July 26, 2005 18:52:45

[5]
*insert obligatory "spoonful of sugar helps the sugar go down" joke here

Hey, I already put baby carrots in my trick or treater's pillow cases. Unbagged. Sure messes up the lollipops. Heh.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Posted by iamcoyote at Tuesday, July 26, 2005 19:37:39

[6]
Back in the day, I remember going house to house and getting steaming mugs of hot chocolate and freshly baked cookies, bobbing for apples out of half-sawn pickle barrels in strangers' front yards, and egging the house that gave out the vile Good 'n Plenty.

Baby carrots it is for now.

Posted by em dash at Tuesday, July 26, 2005 21:38:26

[7]
Anyone seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

Posted by shirah at Wednesday, July 27, 2005 06:49:13

[8]
I saw Charlie, I thought it was great! But then, I like weird things...

Posted by iamcoyote at Wednesday, July 27, 2005 08:42:35

[9]
I'm sensing a drugs and chocolate theme with Johnny Depp.

"Chocolat"
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
"Blow"
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
"Donnie Brasco"

Johnny Depp is single-handedly corrupting America's youth! There. I said it.

Posted by em dash at Wednesday, July 27, 2005 14:03:48

[10]
Sweets can be helpful in the treatment of diabetes at times when their blood sugar is critically low.

Posted by Bobcatster at Thursday, July 28, 2005 08:57:17

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